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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."

"ahhh. this weather takes me back to the glory days of stealing dad's lawnmower & joyriding all day until the squirrels made the blades stop."

"Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could sure use comfort that we won't get hit by a meteorite."

"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"

"How do you reuse a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"What a coincidence. My state of the unit address focuses on jobs as well."

"The jerk store called. Turns out they were just worried about me; hadn't seen me in a while. It was nice."

"What does a German soccer player call his cleats? Das Boots"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick"

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."