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Joke of the Day
"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"
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"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."
"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."
"What was the top item on Hitler's grocery list? Concentrated Juice."
"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."
"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"
"What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV."
"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."
"My life is a circus... I once juggled three fire-breathing girlfriends. Bah-da-BING!"
"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"