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Joke of the Day
"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"
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"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"
"I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high."
"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"
"One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist"
"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"
"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."
"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""
"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."
"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"