199911
Joke of the Day
"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."
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"*Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: ""Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--"" Rapunzel: ""I have a boyfriend."" Dragon flying by: ""BURN!!"""
"Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day But it made her whole week."
"Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY ""No thanks, I'll eat something else."""
"Cinderella Joke What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? UGHACKLURB (Gagging noise)"
"Girls are like Math problems If they are under 18 , it's better to do them in your head."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."
"(x) calls up a popular restaurant... The owner says, ""Sorry, we don't cater functions."""
"Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it..."
"My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell"