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Joke of the Day

"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"

"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"

"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."

"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"

"[On phone] ""Did u see the weather forecast?"" ""No. I refuse to be sucked in by Big Weather."" ""Where are you? Its so noisy."" ""IN A TORNADO."""

"Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool."

"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."

"my family is known for always having diarrhea. i guess it runs in our jeans"

"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."

"We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you."