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Joke of the Day

"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"

"What do you call a teenage cheese cracker? Chee-zits I made this up. *bows* Thank you, thank you...thank you so much."

"My 5-year-old blames me when things go wrong and takes all the credit when they go right. She'll be a CEO someday."

"Pac-Man Amiibo ""This is the worst buttplug ever! Why is it yellow?"" ""Hey, has anyone seen my Pac-Man amiibo?"" ""OOOPS"""

"What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake? The can"

"I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet."

"Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."

"Your mama is so ugly I will slap her face off of her face!"