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Joke of the Day

"""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU"

"What is it called when you teach a girl to be a hooker? Prostitutoring"

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."

"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."

"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls are on me!"""

"Two black guys go into a convenience store, Pay for their stuff and leave."

"Girlfriend Detective Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. I think we should split up."" Me: ""Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."""

"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."

"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."