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Joke of the Day
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
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"What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y"
"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."
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"Burglar gently waking me... ""you live like this?"""
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
"'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock' said the principal to a new boy. 'No Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'"