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Joke of the Day

"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."

"I was going to try and convert my friend to nihilism. But I decided it would be pointless."

"I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon"

"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"

"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."

"Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist."

"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."

"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"