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Joke of the Day

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"What do you call a muslim crocodile? An Allahgator!"

"I've fathered 200 children..... in one of my reddit comments."

"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."

"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."

"BAR JOKE So, a guy walks into a bar...."

"I once borrowed a pro-life campaigner's laptop. The desktop was filled with accidentally-created New Folder icons."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."