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Joke of the Day

"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"

"I don't have a small penis... its just ""fun sized""."

"When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's ""art"" & ""music"". But when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave the hardware store""."

"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."

"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"

"Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep? Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects."

"I went to the doctor and he said ""don't eat anything fatty."" I asked "" no bacon? No burgers?!"" To which he replied ""No fatty, just don't eat anything! """

"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."

"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."