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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost like to drink on the weekend? Booze (Kill me now)"
Next Joke
"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."
"What's the most confusing day in Harlem?? Father's Day."
"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""
"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."
"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."
"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."
"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."
"Urine is the opposite of you're out."