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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost like to drink on the weekend? Booze (Kill me now)"
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"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."
"How do you greet a German baker? Gluten Tag"
"Son, when a man and a woman love each other very much that means they've probably only been dating 6-8 months."
"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."
"How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ? About tree fiddy."
"How do you start making big bucks? With a little doe"
"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"
"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."
"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."