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Joke of the Day

"A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed."

"Who makes the best photo bombers? Muslims"

"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."

"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"

"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."

"Where does bad light end up? In a prism."

"What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw"

"What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? Peanut Butter."

"Hey, say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they slow down in school zones."

"Did you here that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."