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Joke of the Day

"The SS officer went blind... when he did NOT-SEE things."

"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"

"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"

"Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth"

"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."

"What kind of type face does a pachyderm use? ele-font"

"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"

"What do you call a dog that can't hear? Doesn't matter much, does it?"