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Joke of the Day
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
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"People who shave their heads... I think people who shave their heads are really just saying, ""I want a bigger forehead."""
"You know what they called vegetarians 300 years ago.... Poor People..."
"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."
"What do you call an eight-legged insect holding a magnifying glass? A spy, duh."
"You know how they say ""you are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning"
"""You are what you eat."" I'm about 90% burrito."
"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."
"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."
"Tattoo idea: One Jonas Brothers face on each thigh. What? There's three? Okay, and one right in the middle. How do you spell Kevin?"