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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eight-legged insect holding a magnifying glass? A spy, duh."
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"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"
"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"
"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot he'd beat her with a shovel!"
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."
"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"
"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""
"*walking into Home Depot for 2nd time today* Back again? Forget something? -Um, you remember if I brought a kid in here with me last time?"
"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."