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Joke of the Day

"Tattoo idea: One Jonas Brothers face on each thigh. What? There's three? Okay, and one right in the middle. How do you spell Kevin?"

"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."

"How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke."

"""Can you explain this Gap in your work history?"" Yes that's when I worked for the popular clothing retailer"

"What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !"

"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"

"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."

"I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard. ""What products do you use for grooming?"" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, ""Facebook"""

"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"