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Joke of the Day

"What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."""

"Two sausages are sitting in a skillet... One sausage says to the other, ""It's getting a little hot in here..."" The other sausage turns to him and says, ""OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!"""

"What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann? News of the elections is getting old."

"Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn"

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"What is hot and makes me hard? Being covered in lava."

"Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil? Insufficient funds."

"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"

"Where does an octopus go to buy shoes? Inke"

"I hate how guys with tiny penises try to overcompensate with flashy cars. You're not fooling anyone, ambulance drivers!!"