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Joke of the Day
"I took this guys order at work last night. It was delicious."
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"A classic from my grandfather. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Unique up on it."
"Heard about the magic tractor? It went down a road and turned into a field."
"My friend is getting a new car - a ""tangerine"" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?"
"Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well."
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters? Dustin Johnson sneezed."
"What do you guys think of polar bears? I think they all white."
"Today I am the C.E.O of the ""I Don't Give A Sh*t"" Committee........ We Are Hiring"
"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."