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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."
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"I am all for women receiving equal rights and lefts!"
"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."
"What are Holocaust Deniers celebrating timorrow? The Fourth of Jew Lie!!!!"
"If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win? Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."
"It would be funny if after making love to Jennifer Lawrence she stood up & fired 50 or 60 arrows into my sweaty body."
"The police came to my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes."
"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? Because it was a pdf file."
"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."
"So I was eating my grandma out yesterday... When I tongued the familiar taste of horse semen, which is when I realized how my grandma died."