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Joke of the Day
"My proctologist has PTSD He has seen some shit"
Next Joke
"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"
"This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned"
"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"
"My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But the dog died."
"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."
"What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?"
"Apple bottom jeans... Boots with the fur... That's all you packed, Jessica? This is a camping trip. This is why we don't work as a couple."
"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"
"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."