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Joke of the Day

"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."

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"Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."

"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"

"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."

"Why do black people love fried chicken? Because it's fucking delicious, you racist"

"There was a recall on my hearing aid but I never heard about it."

"What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery."

"What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant? ""Sith floor pleaths"""