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Joke of the Day
"How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP."
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"What did Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."
"Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!"
"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."
"Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?"
"Two penguins walk into a bar... Two penguins walk into a bar. They look around for a second and then one turn to the other and says, ""God damn it, Frank! We overdressed!"""
"What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn? Goddamn right."
"i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name"
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes. Yes they do."
"I wear the pants in this family. It's so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down."