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Joke of the Day
"Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?"
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"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it!"
"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"
"Whats the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a Lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ;)"
"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? ""None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"""
"What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already."
"What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"I avoid all spoilers for the new Star Wars movie. I won't watch the trailers and... I refuse to watch the movie itself as to stay spoiler free for the rest of my life."
"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""