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"If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore"
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"My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to Bomb the Germans."
"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."
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"Most people call me ""bad at pickup lines"" But you? You can call me tonight."
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"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."
"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"