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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!"
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"If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... ...would anybody care?"
"""Do you want to go out on a date?"" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T ""Why?"" *shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL"
"Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!"
"what do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy"
"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
"I like to stand near people on gluten-free diets and eat as much gluten as I can and say things like ""Mmmm, sweet gluten."""
"How do you get a man in a coma hard? Lick his Comatoes"
"I thought Angry Birds was what I get from other drivers."