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Joke of the Day

"Terry Schiavo's husband might have kept her alive if he was a vegan. Then he would have an all he can eat vegetable."

"Hey, did you hear about the streaker with a fetish for police? They caught him, but he got off with a warning."

"Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? Because they want the D."

"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron."

"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."

"Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word. You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!"

"Reddit, what is your favorite anti-joke? Share your favorite anti-joke, or make one up. Or don't. It's your life."

"Pigs CAN fly... They just gotta pay for two seats."

"Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in."