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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"

"How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black."

"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""

"tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi."

"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis. . . But it's too short & not many people get it."

"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"

"""my dad works at Nintendo"" ""No he doesn't ur such a liar"" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* ""Hey sport, good day at school?"""

"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."

"I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend... ...She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass."