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Joke of the Day
"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.... Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
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"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"
"During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to sex. Because they all ran away when I offered."
"I call my girl Attila because she's my Hun."
"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"
"""Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."""
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"
"What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"""Raccoons""? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?"
"What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up."