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Joke of the Day

"New music is so bad you should be cool like me: longing for a fictionalized version of the past you werent even alive for in the first place"

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."

"*leads wife into bedroom where rose petals on comforter spell out ""NO, YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"""

"I went for my interview to be a bus driver I told them 'Sorry I'm late' They said 'you're hired'"

"Here's a long joke.. Trumps candidacy"

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"

"Step 1: Walk on water. Step 2: Turn water into wine. Step 3: Prophet"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."

"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."