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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cheesemaker lopsided? Because he only had one Stilton!"
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"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire I only have Ash now"
"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."
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"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."
"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."
"There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? [NSFW] The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning."
"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."
"What does a hungry clock do? He goes back four seconds."