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Joke of the Day

"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"

"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President"

"I like Viagra so much... I literally have a hard on for it."

"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes"

"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9? Because 7 ate 9"

"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"

"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."

"If I'm ever in a coma, don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love."

"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""

"How do you get three old ladies to say the ""F"" word? Yell ""BINGO!"""