201911

Joke of the Day

"I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty."

"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"

"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"

"Why didn't the melons get married? They cantaloupe."

"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."

"Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"

"I'm a bad person... (NSFW) Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"

"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""