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Joke of the Day

"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."

"The espresso bar tech visited today... They adjusted my grind, turned up the heat, and blew out my steam wand."

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"(dark humor) In the used cars for sale add i am selling very little used wife whole or in pieces."

"What do you call the mercury mine? Hg wells"

"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."

"A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: ""You're what?!?"""

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"

"Headline: ""Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey"" My 1st thought was, ""Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo."" I must have Thanksgiving on my mind."