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Joke of the Day
"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"
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"We both want it. My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. ""I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!"" And that's how I got the last one."
"How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"Be like Mario! Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? They're both Catholics."
"Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy ""Did you have a good summer?"" He said ""No! I was working that day."""
"I had a roommate, but he was ran over by a bus... Now I have a flatmate."
"My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin."
"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"