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Joke of the Day
"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"
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"What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer? Can I push your stool in?"
"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future."
"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"
"[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen."
"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."
"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"
"Buy one annoying person, get two free! - In-laws"
"In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... ."
"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"