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Joke of the Day

"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""

"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

"Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going."

"I always keep gluten next to my bed in case a hipster breaks into my house in the middle of the night."

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."

"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"

"I'm writing a swiss novel But there's a lot of plot holes."

"I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution."