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Joke of the Day

"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."

"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"

"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."

"If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, they call him a stallion. If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down."

"A sadist met a masochist... and said ""hurt me"" ""No"" said the sadist."

"It makes more sense to dump Gatorade on the losing head coach."

"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."