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Joke of the Day
"You know, I used to hate my haircut... ... but it's really growing on me!"
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"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish."
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""
"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"
"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."
"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."
"I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. AND THEY'RE OFF!!"
"(Art Museum) Me:*sees nature painting* *pulls out sharpie* *draws sun in the top left corner* My 5th Grade Art Teacher: *thumbs up* nice"
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."
"[At a psychic fair] Psychic: Ask whatever you want to know. Success? Work? Love? Money? Me: Can you tell me where my car keys are?"