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Joke of the Day

"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""

"[In the gym] hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together"

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"Gonna replace my friends' hand sanitizer with lube and watch them rub their hands together for an hour while it doesn't evaporate."

"What do you call the shiniest people? Polish"

"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"

"There are plenty of fish in the sea. Sometimes you just need a really big fishing rod."