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Joke of the Day

"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""

"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"

"I just enlisted my kids into the Navy. Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower."

"My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump... I was retarded and she was a whore."

"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."

"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."

"I've come a long way since attaching a big jet propeller to my sperm duct"

"A clean house is a sign of a misspent life."

"Jewish Mathematics."

"The Longest joke in the world (sorry if re-post) it's totally worth it! [7 Page Joke](http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2a5xwx/truthmafia.com/archives/1554)"