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Joke of the Day
"What do Hillary and Bill have in common? Both got screwed out of office"
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"My ex-wife still misses America Online... ...BUT HER **A.I.M.** IS GETTING BETTER!"
"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."
"A midget Mexican is called a paragraph. Because he aint no full essay ;)"
"Have you ever wondered? What it could be loike?"
"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"
"I call my nephews ""Dude"" and ""Homie"" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)"
"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."