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Joke of the Day

"What do Hillary and Bill have in common? Both got screwed out of office"

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Pee is yellow. Shit is brown. I am drunk. This is a tweet."

"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."

"If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me."

"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."

"How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet."

"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."