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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jupiter both the favourite and most hated planet for Jews? Favourite because **Jew**piter is the biggest planet in the solar system Hated because it's a gas planet"

"i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*"

"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."

"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."

"Why do most French recipes require only one egg? In France, one egg is *un oeuf*"

"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"

"Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU! I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words."

"What's red and white? Pink."