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Joke of the Day

"I went to a feminist picknick today... ...it was great, apart from the fact that no-one made any sandwiches."

"A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said ""Look I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute."" The man said ""Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"""

"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"

"[leans against bus stop as bus approaches & winks at girl waiting] I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."

"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"

"What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"

"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"

"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."

"Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun."

"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."