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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."
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"What's the fastest way to piss off a Starwars fanboy?"
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"
"*counting sheep before bed* *jesus walks in your room* ""I noticed there weren't any black sheep. what's up man. we gonna have a problem?"""
"Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation."
"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."
"What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common? Turkey and grease"
"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"
"What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems."