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Joke of the Day
"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."
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"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"
"[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP"
"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"
"They say jokes lessen tragedy Is that why my parents became comedians after having me?"
"How does a black woman know that she's pregnant? The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)"
"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"
"Everyone wanted to go to Arch Strength, or Arch Dexterity, even to Arch Luck. Can't for the life of me think why noone wanted to go to Arch Wits."
"We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober."
"Mom: When I was your age I never had sex Me: Mom, I'm 32 Mom: Exactly"