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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman wont accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy."

"Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? A: Flatman and Ribbon"

"If there is a God, he created balls and wanted them to look like that, so that's weird."

"I was going to get a sex change. But I couldn't quite pull it off."

"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."

"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"

"""You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."

"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"

"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."

"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."