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Joke of the Day
"whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman wont accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy."
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"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."
"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."
"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"
"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""
"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."
"I am like an electron.... My wife can only make guesses at my precise location by means of a probability function"
"A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it."
"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."