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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it."

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."

"What do you call a group of retards in a sauna? Steamed vegetables."

"The other day I started making a belt by joining all my old watches together... ...but then I realised it would be a waist of time."

"What's the meaning of life? Why don't you google it?"

"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison"

"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."

"If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good."

"What did the ISIS shepherd get arrested for? Trafficking sex workers."

"For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around The next morning I woke up in a box"