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Joke of the Day

"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""

"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

"Back in the day, pens could only be used once before you threw them away The invention of the modern pen is truly remarkable"

"I was once put in the 'friend zone,"" but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'"

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. I wood've thought of something more original, but I tree-ly can't be bothered, so here you go."

"Have you ever heard of Christmas Adam? It comes before Eve and isn't nearly as satisfying"

"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"

"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."

"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"