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Joke of the Day

"Waiter is there soup on the menu ? No madam I wiped it off !"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"Two monkeys get into a bath... The first monkey says: ""OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"". The second monkey says: ""Put some cold in then."""

"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."

"Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there."

"Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop? He's just looking for a pack."

"Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican"

"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."

"What's grandma's favorite seasoning? Old Bae"

"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."