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Joke of the Day

"I want to write a book called ""Variably Orgasming Man"" So people ask me how's ""Variably Orgasming Man"" coming?"

"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"

"What do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta"

"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."

"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"

"Should America Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole? (theOnion)"

"What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh"

"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."