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Joke of the Day
"How do Southerners get through customs so quickly? They do declare!"
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"Two cryptographers walk into a bar No one knows what they are talking about."
"What's the difference between a drum, a woman, and a blowjob? You can beat a drum. And you can beat a woman. But you can't beat a blowjob."
"Have you heard the new Jingle for Subway? Five... five toddlers... five toddlers, touched dongs... pedo pedo pedo!"
"When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !"
"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."
"4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack! The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse."
"""we can put a man on the moon but ___________"" (insert issue that is vastly different)"
"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "
"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."