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Joke of the Day

"When I was 6 my cousin stole my boomerang. The next day his parents died in a car crash. Andy, if you're reading this, I want my boomerang."

"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."

"What do all Amish girls want? Two Mennonite"

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."

"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."

"Yep, it's a Yo-Mama joke Yo Mama'a so fat that when she goes to New York people say: That's one Big Apple."

"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"

"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."