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Joke of the Day

"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."

"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."

"What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles"

"""Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before.""- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them."

"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."

"Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" He says, ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"""

"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"